Monday, December 03, 2007

Too Many Elves!

Tis the season, Ho Ho Ho, and yada yada. Christmas is wonderful and there's something special about the combination of crisp, cold air and red-hot shopping bargains.

But this is also the time of the year when people start letting their inner elf run amok. (And we all know, amok is not a good way to run.)

Humanity, mainly thanks to hero warriors and wise wizards, has long kept elf-kind in check. We let them make our childrens Christmas pressents, and some times we enjoy their crackers or a pair or made-late-at-night shoes. But we can't suddenly just have elves dancing around just because it's Christmas! What's next? Elf-themed birthday parties? Elf-beach-parties?

(sorry, link only works in MSIE)

As you can see, this can clearly get out of hand quickly. So I beg you; please don't elf yourself this holiday season. No good will come of it! And most importantly, if you do elf yourself, please don't send me the link. I can't listen to that song one more time.

Well... maybe one more time. But then that will be it!

14 comments:

Minka said...

Gosh I make a cute elf, with bells on :)

This is so cute...well done. If teh picture is supposed to be a link to something, it ain't working ;)

Doug said...

When you go to bed tonight, I think you should say a prayer of thanks for the depth and breadth of the ocean and the fact that I no more fly than dance.

I Dive At Night said...

Minka, ooops, I've fixed the link, thanks. It goes to a dancing singing version of you... you've got to see it!

Doug? What up? I know once you see the elves dance you'll love it!

Now all we need is Quilly to come and see.

Minka said...

I still can't see me dancing. I'll try a different server....

I Dive At Night said...

Now I can't see you dancing either. Doh!

Diesel said...

That was disturbing. Miz B's eyes are seared into my head.

It worked in Firefox for me, btw.

I Dive At Night said...

Yippee, it worked! Some one got to see it.

Disturbing? Also troubling, scarey, and demented. IMHO. I can't wait for Doug to see it!

Quilldancer said...

Morgan, you've taken identity theft to a new low.

anonamoeba said...

Ignore that curmudgeon on the left. She's sitting here with a cold and fever, and she hasn't been this happy all night.

But she does wish to know where your head went. Make her happy. And keep her distracted - she keeps muttering about mine (not knowing that could be as devastating to the universe as the true physics of Santa.

Theresa said...

Hey, where's your head in all this? That was hilarious, but I think you should have been in there too, and maybe Minka and Doug's heads should be switched....Doug's elf body is just a bit too feminine, I think...but then again, maybe it's funnier this way. ;)

I Dive At Night said...

Quilly, glad you made it!

OC, glad you explained it! :)

Theresa, yes, my own head on an elf seems to be in high demand. Hmmm, never was before. Regardless, I offer everyone the following link:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9626432166

This is two coworkers and I from the Icebar picture (Copenhagen) used in ElfYourSelf.com.

As for Doug's uhm, breasts... the software doesn't give us that much control. Sorry Doug!

J. D. said...

My 12 years of dancing school were well worth the pain:-) I'm the best dancer, don't you think?

ledemure said...

HA!!! I elf-ed my dogs and sent it out. I thought it a riot. I am not sure one should be elf-ing dogs as it sounds rather hideous or illegal.

I Dive At Night said...

Ledemure, careful with the elfing. It's so tempting to send dozens to links to all your friends. Elf-spam is worse than being elfed.

Welcome to the blog! :-)